I'm in DC this week and it's hot. Hot and humid and I'm not terribly comfortable. That said I'm not dressed like a douche. With that, clothing that men should never wear.
Capri Pants. What started this rant. Shorts or pants, make up your mind because nature never intended for you to have both. You see a lot of cat-dogs running around? I thought not.
Those leather Greek/Roman style sandals. You're not a gladiator, asshole.
Anything denim and cutoff. That means a jean jacket with the sleeves cut-off, or jean shorts. Especially the ones with the pockets hanging out below the cut.
Uggs. Uggs are to men's feet what Foster's beer is to everyone.
Anything with a prefix of 'uni' or suffix of 'tard'. I don't know what those half jackets are, but consider them on the list too.
Footwear with individual toes. If there is any justice in the world, you will lose a toe in an escalator the first time you wear these.
Overalls. You're not a toddler.
