BlackBerry 9700 – Two Millimeters of Awkwardness

When I got my BlackBerry Tour a few months ago the first thing I noticed was that it was physically impossible to plug in the micro-USB cable to charge it while it was holstered.  I solved that problem with a hot nail, but it left my holster looking like crap.

BlackBerry Tour - Holster Fix

Someone hooked me up with a new pre-release BlackBerry 9700 last week (just in time for the BlackBerry Developer Conference), and unfortunately it still doesn't allow you to charge the phone while it's holstered.  When it comes to usability this is pretty basic shit; instead users are presented with a few millimeters of stupidity.  At least the USB port is at the top of the device, so you can set the phone vertically into a car cup holder with a charger connected, one more place the design of the Storm 1, Tour and 8900 fails.

My high-school French teacher1 used to refer to screw-ups like this as "mansy-pansy junk" (or something along those lines), and I suspect he'd be just as disappointed with this as he was with what he referred to as my "Franglais".

BlackBerry 9700 Holster

BlackBerry 9700 Holster

  1. Hat tip to Mr. Bergeron [back]

Clothing that men should never wear

I'm in DC this week and it's hot. Hot and humid and I'm not terribly comfortable.  That said I'm not dressed like a douche.  With that, clothing that men should never wear.

Capri Pants. What started this rant.  Shorts or pants, make up your mind because nature never intended for you to have both.  You see a lot of cat-dogs running around? I thought not.


Those leather Greek/Roman style sandals. You're not a gladiator, asshole.


Anything denim and cutoff. That means a jean jacket with the sleeves cut-off, or jean shorts.  Especially the ones with the pockets hanging out below the cut.


Uggs. Uggs are to men's feet what Foster's beer is to everyone.


Anything with a prefix of 'uni' or suffix of 'tard'. I don't know what those half jackets are, but consider them on the list too.


Footwear with individual toes. If there is any justice in the world, you will lose a toe in an escalator the first time you wear these.


Overalls. You're not a toddler.

RapdShare dumps captchas in favor of Magic Eye pictures

Here's the captcha I was presented today while trying to download something from RapidShare. I think it's a horse running across a field.


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